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{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
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Alison May Campbell Parrott was an 11-year-old Canadian girl who was lured out of her home by a male phone caller in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Her remains were found two days later in a densely wooded area of Kings Mill Park in Etobicoke.
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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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Britannia is a preserved First World War British Mark IV Female heavy tank. It toured Canada and the United States to raise money. Later renamed Liberty it is now displayed at the United States Army Ordnance Museum, Aberdeen, Maryland.
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